Half a Thousand Devs Walk Into a Newsletter...
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Buffer:
I cried. Then I forgot why. Then I cried again. 500 is a big number, okay?
Intro
Before we talk dopamine, chaos, or cursed side projects let me start with something real:
Thank you.
After last issue where I shared that my aunt passed awayâI wasnât sure what would happen.
I thought maybe I'd skip a week. Or spiral. Or quietly buffer in the background.
Instead, my inbox filled up with kind words, gentle replies, and some extremely on-brand ADHD condolences like:
"Iâm bad at grief too, but here's a hug and a link to a dog in a hat."And honestly? That's the kind of energy I needed.
Grief scrambles your brain.
ADHD already does that.
Combine the two and I was basically a browser with 47 tabs open and zero audio playing.
So truly thank you.
You reminded me that this newsletter isnât just a weekly experiment in dev chaos⊠it's a place.
And I'm glad youâre here.
And now somehow⊠500 of you are subscribed to this thing.
Five. Hundred. Human. Beings.
Thatâs likeâŠ
- a small conference
- a large guild
- or a very supportive bug report thread
Which raises the obvious question:
Are you all okay?
Kidding. (Kind of.)
But seriously: Iâm grateful.
Thank you for reading, skimming, doomscrolling, forgetting to unsubscribe, or opening this by accident.
However you got here - youâre welcome.
Whatâs Next for Almost Done
So.
We hit 500 subscribers. I cried a little. Buffer cried a lot.
And then I did what any ADHD developer does when something starts working:
I opened a blank page and decided to rebuild everything.
(Again.)
Because the truth is I want to make Almost Done even better for the devs who keep showing up.
More code. More tools. More weird metaphors that somehow explain TypeScript.
Starting next issue, weâre pivoting slightly:
đ Less "Simenâs weekly brain spiral."
đ§ More âNeurodivergent friendly dev survival manual with mascots.â
đŻ So Whatâs Coming?
đŹ A Community (aka Screaming Together But Nicely)
Iâve started setting up a Discord server.
Itâll be a safe space for neurodivergent devs to:
- Share tools that actually help
- Post side projects at 2am
- Ask, "Is it executive dysfunction or just bad UX?" (Answer: yes.)
Itâs not ready yet but itâs close.
Buffer is writing the onboarding flow. Ping is setting up rules. Zap is adding way too many emoji channels.
⥠10-Minute Concepts & Builds
These will live on the site:
Tiny pages. Big ideas. Low commitment.
Think:
- "Explain React Suspense like Iâm already overwhelmed"
- "Hereâs a CSS fix that wonât make you cry (probably)"
- "Why this tool helps my brain, not just my workflow"
Some will be code-first. Some will be vibes-first. All will be quick enough to read before your focus runs out.
Theyâre taking a bit to build (ironically), but theyâre coming.
đŹ Dev Essays That Actually Help
Still funny. Still human.
But youâll start seeing deeper dives into stuff like:
- Working memory + code recall
- Side project shame spirals
- ADHD-safe workflows (that arenât just do Pomodoro but better)
No hustle. No shame. Just tools, truths, and a little validation on the side.
đ âŠAnd Maybe a Book? Or Three?
Iâm slowly building a series of ebooks:
- Just Ship It (snackable JS/TS snippets)
- Git Happens (a survival guide for broken branches + broken brains)
- Ctrl + S for the Soul (youâve seen it if youâve read this far)
- Why is it always undefined (Javascript and Typescript Edition)
Theyâll be fun, short, and downloadable. Possibly even readable. Stay tuned.
Closing Thoughts
Weâre not pivoting into Serious Thought Leader Landâą.
Weâre just evolving - with purpose.
If youâve been here since Issue 001, I freaking like you!
If you just subscribed and have no idea whatâs going on⊠same
Next issue, weâre diving deep into the dev brain again.
Hope youâre ready.
Until Next Time
Simen (building, buffering, and debugging this community one issue at a time)
Zap (wants to launch a merch store immediately)
Echo (made tea and is waiting patiently)
Ping (wrote this whole essay as comments in a .json file)
Buffr (currently stuck halfway through updating the footer)
đThe Snacks
Celebrate a tiny dev win this week by writing a commit message for something ridiculously smallâbut still valid.
Commit Message Generator - Because sometimes picking the right emoji is the task. And honestly? Thatâs okay.
In JavaScript, NaN !== NaN . So if your brain feels inconsistent sometimes, just remember - itâs following spec.
You're not late. You're building something different. And itâs going to be good even if itâs weird.